:: 07-06-2018, 04:03 AM
Also, Keep Ian Safe checklist LOL. I can only imagine some of the things one it.
Always make sure Ian looks both ways before crossing the street.
Always make sure Ian is never more then three feet from you at all times.
:: 07-06-2018, 05:46 AM
Followed by "The list of things Ian is no longer allowed to do."
"Ian is no longer allowed to volunteer for lab experiments"
"Ian is no longer allowed to choose his own friends."
:: 07-06-2018, 05:50 AM
With the implied nature of what he'll be hung out to dry if he didn't.
:: 07-06-2018, 06:34 AM
I was going to post a few items from Skippy's List as "Things Ian isn't allowed to do..." (yes, there's a FEW that could apply). Then I realized how much better a rule set those are for Minions. At LEAST as good as the Seventy Maxims... Probably better, honestly.
:: 07-06-2018, 08:28 AM
"Do not expose Ian to sunlight."
"Do not feed Ian after midnight."
"Do not do that thing some kids do and hold a toy out of his reach, laughing as you keep it there."
"Do not taunt happy fun Ian."
I think she got her list mixed up near the end there. ;)
:: 07-06-2018, 01:04 PM
Don’t expose Ian to Lions, or Tigers, or Bears....
Oops! Too late for that one now.
:: 07-07-2018, 12:27 AM
Sounds like Rain wants Steele to participate more in her life rather than spend so much time safeguarding it. Oh hey, Ian and Cobalt's mom had a fluffy tail? She's cute! Looking quite pleased with that comprehensive list too! XD